Danny

Asked 8 years ago
 
The WORST films EVER
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Which films do you think should never have been made?

Here's my list, in no particular order (apologies in advance if I offend anyone!):

(Based on my lowest rated films)

The Haunting (1999)
The Next Best Thing (2000)
Get Shorty (1995)
Dumb & Dumber (1994)
How the Grinch Stole Christmas (a.k.a. The Grinch) (2000)
Bringing Out The Dead (1999)
Bicentennial Man (1999)
Sommersby (1993)
 
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vargus

Answered 7 years ago
 
I don't know enough about the concrete art of making films to see this sort of thing and have it change the way I view a film. I wish there was an internet venue that could prepare me for seeing this stuff. It would be a good reason to see a film more than once or twice.

Thanks for your particular take on movies!

--Sumytra


It's around. There's lots of film sites that have a lot to say on such things. I believe http://www.filmsite.org/index.html <--this link has a lot of materials that can help explain such things, including a rather good essay on how to approach film criticism, though it's approach is not necessarily for casual viewing... It can still help, though.

Also if you read a lot of professional reviews as Ebert's or Ansen's or the like, they can tend to point out things like that and weigh them on how they work with other elements to make the film good or bad.

If you're really interested, there's all sorts of discussion forums and stuff around films. You could always come to ambidextrouspics.com and chat on the board that I moderate! Most of the people there are aspiring filmmakers but have an eye for just enjoying film as it was without getting too obsessed with film as an art. It would be nice to see some new faces there, especially from this crowd.

--PolarisDiB


Another good resource is the commentary track on many DVDs, especially those for classic films. I personally learned a lot from the commentary tracks Criterion did for its DVDs of Kurosawa's films. The commentary track for the Citizen Kane DVD also has some illuminating shot-by-shot analysis by Roger Ebert and Peter Bogdanovich. There are also magazines devoted to detailed analysis of film directing--check college libraries and large public libraries in your area. You can also check used-book stores and websites for film-school textbooks. There's so much more to making a movie than just pointing a camera and shouting "Action!" and learning about the craft of film-making adds to your enjoyment of a really good movie.
 
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dgillila

Answered 7 years ago
  Blair Witch Project, The is the absolute worst movie ever. We waited and waited and waited for the payoff. We got so bored we missed the dramatic ending. When we rented the movie from Blockbuster they handed us another video as a bonus. We thought was free movie to keep. We owed close to $ 20 in late fees for the bonus video we never watched. We almost threw out the bonus video. We were so pissed we threatened to sue and we made such a racket on a busy Friday that they canceled the late fee just to shut us up. [X-(]
 
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Sumytra1

Answered 7 years ago
 
Blair Witch Project, The is the absolute worst movie ever. We waited and waited and waited for the payoff. We got so bored we missed the dramatic ending. When we rented the movie from Blockbuster they handed us another video as a bonus. We thought was free movie to keep. We owed close to $ 20 in late fees for the bonus video we never watched. We almost threw out the bonus video. We were so pissed we threatened to sue and we made such a racket on a busy Friday that they canceled the late fee just to shut us up. [X-(]


I didn't bother spending any $$ on that loser. I could tell from the TV ads it was going to be really stupid.

--Sumytra
 
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Sumytra1

Answered 7 years ago
 
I don't know enough about the concrete art of making films to see this sort of thing and have it change the way I view a film. I wish there was an internet venue that could prepare me for seeing this stuff. It would be a good reason to see a film more than once or twice.

Thanks for your particular take on movies!

--Sumytra


It's around. There's lots of film sites that have a lot to say on such things. I believe http://www.filmsite.org/index.html <--this link has a lot of materials that can help explain such things, including a rather good essay on how to approach film criticism, though it's approach is not necessarily for casual viewing... It can still help, though.

Also if you read a lot of professional reviews as Ebert's or Ansen's or the like, they can tend to point out things like that and weigh them on how they work with other elements to make the film good or bad.

If you're really interested, there's all sorts of discussion forums and stuff around films. You could always come to ambidextrouspics.com and chat on the board that I moderate! Most of the people there are aspiring filmmakers but have an eye for just enjoying film as it was without getting too obsessed with film as an art. It would be nice to see some new faces there, especially from this crowd.

--PolarisDiB


Another good resource is the commentary track on many DVDs, especially those for classic films. I personally learned a lot from the commentary tracks Criterion did for its DVDs of Kurosawa's films. The commentary track for the Citizen Kane DVD also has some illuminating shot-by-shot analysis by Roger Ebert and Peter Bogdanovich. There are also magazines devoted to detailed analysis of film directing--check college libraries and large public libraries in your area. You can also check used-book stores and websites for film-school textbooks. There's so much more to making a movie than just pointing a camera and shouting "Action!" and learning about the craft of film-making adds to your enjoyment of a really good movie.


Thanks for all your help, guys. I'll check out Polaris's websites. I do watch and listen to the DVD commentary tracks which are sometimes more interesting than the movie itself. I just finished my masters degree and am not interested in academic approaches to anything for now. My brains need a long rest. Film school textbooks make a lot of sense. And, of course, I know that film-making is not just pointing a camera. If I thought that I wouldn't admit how ignorant I am to begin with.

--Sumytra
 
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PolarisDiB

Answered 7 years ago
  I didn't see all of Be Cool, but what I saw was basically an attempt at being cool. John Travolta and Uma Thurman dance in it... "Wow, for the first time since Pulp Fiction!" I've read the books for both those movies (Elmore Leonard is pretty cool), and it's basically the same storyline in both of them anyways, so...

I think Get Shorty is actually good, while Be Cool is just mediocre.

Sumytra: If you're going to use DVD extras to learn a lot, find DVDs of Robert Rodriguez's movies (The Mariachi trilogy: El Mariachi, Desperado, Once Upon a Time in Mexico; From Dusk Till Dawn; Spy Kids). On most of them he has an extra he calls "10 minute film school" (Or was it thirty minutes?) where he discusses how he made movies and teaches techniques and stuff. His movies may not be very good, but Rodriguez is a very inspiring filmmaker who focuses a lot of his energy in showing other people how they can be a filmmaker too...

--PolarisDiB
 
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Sumytra1

Answered 7 years ago
 


Sumytra: If you're going to use DVD extras to learn a lot, find DVDs of Robert Rodriguez's movies (The Mariachi trilogy: El Mariachi, Desperado, Once Upon a Time in Mexico; From Dusk Till Dawn; Spy Kids). On most of them he has an extra he calls "10 minute film school" (Or was it thirty minutes?) where he discusses how he made movies and teaches techniques and stuff. His movies may not be very good, but Rodriguez is a very inspiring filmmaker who focuses a lot of his energy in showing other people how they can be a filmmaker too...

--PolarisDiB


Polaris: I saved www.filmsite in my favorites although it certainly has a lot of distracting ads on it. I also visited your ambidextrous site and couldn't figure out how to register or respond. Most of the topics at first glance didn't interest me much. That's just some feedback from me. I'm sure those who contribute to the site get some kicks.

--Sumytra
 
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coolguy2k

Answered 7 years ago
  the end of violence - wanted to pull my hair out. pitch black, while watching it in the theatre with friends, one of my buddies asked for the keys to the car to take a nap. Final destination - i nearly plucked my eyeballs out of my sockets.

what sucks most about these three movies is that they were actually trying to make good movies, and that made them even more excruciating.
 
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metallicafan156

Answered 7 years ago
  Dune- the only movie I haven't been able to sit through AND the only movie where I've fallen asleep (in attempt to try and watch it again).
 
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goclingan

Answered 7 years ago
 
Dune- the only movie I haven't been able to sit through AND the only movie where I've fallen asleep (in attempt to try and watch it again).


Can't remember whether I've posted this before but I totally agree on Dune. Literally took me 2 weeks to watch it! I fell asleep every 10 minutes.

I think my all time worst would be a tie between Scary Movie and the recent remake of The Fog. I remember writing a 1 sentence review for Scary Movie... "A turd of a film". As for The Fog - just incompetant on every level. Both are well and truely on the bottom of any of my lists.
 
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sacme

Answered 6 years ago
  From Dusk Till Dawn
thank you, but no, to the rape "humor."
 
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